Diálogos no telefone entre namorados:

Ela: “desliga você”
Ele: “não, desliga você”
Ela: “awn, você é tão fofo, desliga você vai.”
Ele: “vamos desligar juntos”
Ambos: “um…doi…”
Eu: “ME DA ESSA PORRA QUE EU DESLIGO

(Source: not-survive)

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